{"product_id":"slapstick-or-lonesome-no-more","title":"Slapstick or Lonesome No More!","description":"\u003cp\u003eFirst UK Edition, Hardcover in excellent condition.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eSlapstick is the story of Wilbur Rockefeller Swain and his twin sister, Eliza, who are so immensely hideous, helpless and vile in their infancy that their wealthy parents are forced to send them to live in a grand richly-furnished mansion surrounded by apple trees on a nearby asteroid. \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eHere they are ministered to by servants who must hose them down after meals and perform the other chores called for by children who simply grow more preposterous each day. Meanwhile the twins are, unsuspected, learning Greek, Latin and reading the world's greatest literature in secret passages between the mansion's walls. Every year on their birthday, their parents, who are all but paralysed by the wish that their children would die, come for a reunion for which Wilbur and Eliza put on a convincing performance of being monumentally retarded—until their fifteenth birthday. On this occasion the luckless twins come to breakfast charmingly behaved, and civilly explain to their parents that they are not, in fact, idiots.\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eHow Wilbur goes on to become President of the United States and eventually abide old age in a nest of rags in the Empire State Building makes astonishing reading. How Eliza is separated from her brother, spurned by society and tragically dies in a Martian avalanche is almost unbearably moving. Kurt Vonnegut has said that Slapstick is the closest he will ever come to writing an autobiography. It shows what life feels like to him. He has called it Slapstick because it is 'grotesque situational poetry' like the films of Laurel and Hardy. It is also Vonnegut's most hilarious writing to date.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Kurt Vonnegut","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":47210601545897,"sku":"0224013424","price":89.99,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0424\/9518\/0962\/files\/image-proxy_f800bcab-e1eb-49e3-afc1-199a0c8b1e03.jpg?v=1782268472","url":"https:\/\/roseyravelstonbooks.com.au\/products\/slapstick-or-lonesome-no-more","provider":"RoseyRavelston Books","version":"1.0","type":"link"}