52 Things to Do While You Poo

Perching on the porcelain can be very boring when you have nothing to do but poo.

But fear no more, as Hugh Jassburn, in a phase of no-bowel-movement-drudgery, has put together a compendium of entertaining activities and informative fun that will make you want to stay put, even if you don't need go.

Doing a number two will never be the same again.