The Household Tips of the Great Writers

Great Writer's Household Tips covers all your household needs, indoors and outdoors, from pruning a rose bush with Pablo Neruda to mending a dripping tap with Jean-Paul Sartre.

Throwing a tea party? Irvine Welsh has the recipe for the perfect chocolate cake, though that's not all he's cooking.

Brilliant, hilarious, and always pitch-perfect, this omnibus edition of Mark Crick's wonderful books of literary pastiche will inform and entertain the most erudite of householders.